Friday, September 26, 2008

The last three months...in pictures

I'm trying to catch y'all up. It's late on a Friday night. Into my second glass of w(h)ine. Thing 3 is standing on the steps whispering to me, trying to get my attention because, after all, she isn't supposed to be asleep at 10:00 p.m...

Here goes -- my photo essay of July through late September:

July: major de-stash. I sold a bunch of craft crap on ebay and learned that people will probably buy just about anything if you call it "vintage" or "NIB" or "retired". As in: NIB scrapbooking doohicky I bought on a whim retired color BUY IT NOW for $25.00. Whatever. I screwed up a few shipments and with maximum headache probably netted $100.00. Still better than I would have done in a yard sale to non-craft types.

Still, the one ultra-groovy thing I thought should have sold did not -- super retro vintage sewing books I inherited from Aunt Catherine. Answers the age-old question, "Is that 'Freedom Rock, Man?', with a resounding, "Yes!"

Take a look at the book on the upper left -- Son of Hassle-Free Sewing. Includes patterns for wrap shorts, wrap pants, overalls, wrap dresses, and features copious facial and pit hair. I suppose I should be glad that this didn't slip away, so next time I feel like I'm being oppressed by the man, I'll just grab my hassle-free doubleknit caftan, jump into my van, and like be.

I was surprised this did not sell. I figured there had to be some Moosewood Cookbook/Laurel's Kitchen type who could not resist the magical goodness of vintage 70s fashion. But maybe they don't have electricity because that would not be like out of tune with what Gaia intends.

August - short trip to the Dominican Republic for Roy and Terri's wedding. Couldn't find camera so no pix. BUT, learned an important lesson -- the mother-in-law's radar is more keenly tuned than the children. In fact, the only time the Hubbins and I had that was not devoted to wedding and family stuff, mother-in-law interrupted. And if that weren't bad enough, a half hour or so later, after the Hubbins left to help his Dad maneuver around (DR resort did not quite "get" the Americans with Disabilities Act -- which is not surprising since we were in DR -- but did require Hubbins to help Dad a good deal. I digress.) Anyway, a half hour or so later, I'm at the pool with MIL and mother of close friend to groom and Hubbins. MIL is heard to say, "I keep telling Poppy that he can't keep calling on Hubbins to help him. This is Fran and Hubbins' time."

***Fran is hard-pressed to remember when Poppy interrupted anything during that trip***

BUT, airplane knitting resulted in funky bag I ultimately gave to niece, who squee'd with delight (spokesmodel is Thing 1):


August ended with Thing 1 and Thing 2 starting the school year at separate middle schools and a host of meetings with Thing 2's guidance counselor, principal, faxing reports all over the place, etc. Thing 2 started the Exploration Academy, which is a magnet school within a school. The focus is on scientific inquiry and is very much self-directed. Totally up Thing 2's alley, but we enjoyed the entire summer listening to her cry and carry on and proclaim that she hates science and math, hates the Exploration Academy curriculum and doesn't she get a say in how we are ruining her life?!?

She's lightened up since then, "loves" the Exploration Academy, and just today asked me how to play "Bad to the Bone" on the guitar because she and a friend have been composing a song to annoy a kid who took her friend's calculator. (Something about poodles covered in ink. Frankly, I wasn't too concerned what it was about -- she is SOCIALIZING and getting into mischief with her classmates. Like a good 6th grader should. RAPTURE!!)

So... September

September began with obligatory cute picture of Thing 3:

"Suck it, Destiny Hope"

I took an ill-fated trip to California for work. Back and forth in less than 36 hours, 23 of which were spent "in transit". Stupid opposing counsel did not show up for deposition, did not tell me until I was already on plane and could not escape plane without being arrested, witness did not show up either. Grrr. I am crushing their heads. And seeking sanctions.

But, before I left I loaded up my ipod with good things...

OFFICIAL PIMPAGE FOR DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG: DOWNLOAD IT NOW. ENTIRE SEASON. FREAKING BRILLIANT. BEST $5.00 YOU WILL EVER SPEND. EVER.

So, my plane to California was delayed for 3 or 4 hours, and included a deplane:

This is what the American Airlines terminal at JFK looks like at 8:00 p.m. on a Wednesday. In case you were wondering and I know you were.

Finally arrived at less heinous hotel at 12:30 a.m. local time. Or 3:30 a.m. at human time.

Less Heinous Hotel

I stayed at the Loews Hotel, which is considerably less imposing than the Viceroy hell I stayed at last time. Yes it is a beach resort, but they seemed less averse to lighting that a human can use to see, rather than be seen.


Normal, unintimidating hotel room

I quite liked this joint. Good selection of snacks, TV in the vanity area where I watched Best in Show before going to work. I was tempted to take the box of condoms and assorted marital aids from the snack bar (?) home with me, but feared how it would be listed on the bill that I would have to submit to my secretary. I'm not sure she would know how to categorize "plain brown wrapper" and I'm sure she could not resist the opportunity to send an email, copied to the partners, asking whether the ball gag was a personal expense...

My room was on the 5th floor, which seemed strangely almost street level. Maybe it was the time change. A play of light since the sun was coming up in the wrong spot. I don't know.

View from 5th Floor Balcony

Can't complain, though. I coulda stayed at the place next door...
Such a lovely place.

Of course, the trip was not without its ironies:

Hotel room featured NXTV video on demand funky fresh videosystem. It was NXTV executives that decided to blow off their depositiosn. I stayed up until 3:00 a.m. local time watching Die Hard Mit Kraut on this video system, but only for research purposes. Billed client for same.

Other sightings on trip:

Santa Monica pier at 8:00 a.m. Compare and contrast with Santa Monica pier at night picture taken on June trip.

Gnarly, dude.

surfers en regalia

Tonight: Spied this bumper sticker and probably creeped out driver with flash photography:



...and 10 out of 10 Republican is Not Writing Good.

Thank you and goodnight.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

New Ongoing Feature

As many of my readers (all three of you) know, I am a busy working mother of 3 precious--and precocious--girls. I frequently work well into the evening hours from my lair nearly atop Landmark Square because I am just that important.

The older two are in middle school (what we called "junior high" back in the day), and the youngest is in preschool. The two older girls are officially "too old for a babysitter", so we have been experimenting with letting them fend for themselves after school and having the sitter take over when it is time to pick up the youngest from daycare.

So far, so good.

Except that the older two have not quite gotten the "Mom's At Work" thing figured out and, no matter who is home with them, I get a call with the minutiae. We tried to rectify this by insisting that they communicate only by text message unless it is a "Real Emergency", but I find that my definition of "Real Emergency" (house on fire, arterial bleed) is not consistent with theirs (anything on their minds). So here is the new feature:

The Things I Get Calls About At Work.

Let's take a sample of the last week --

1) Thing 2 calls to announce that Thing 1 took her bread.
2) Thing 1 calls to ask when is Daddy coming home from work. (She did not call Daddy to ask same.)
3) Thing 2 calls to ask what is for dinner.
4) Thing 2 calls to ask if anything interesting happened in the world between 1923 and her birth. (Um...No. Nothing. Sorry.)
5) Thing 1 calls to say that The Dog took Thing 2's bread.

More later. I have to get my game face on for The Firm's Open House celebrating our fabulousness.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Fun with Religion

Thing 1 and I were discussing Confirmation sponsors, when Thing 2 happened by. She listens for half a moment, then declares that she wants Dunkin Donuts to sponsor her Confirmation.

Thing 3 is a great mimic. She isn't so good with boring stuff like identifying letters and numbers, but she knows all the words to popular songs and can act out scenes from movies and TV after seeing them just once. At mass this weekend: when the priest raised his hands to pray, Thing 3 did the same. The I notice she is mumbling something and moving her hands.

"These aren't spirit fingers!", she says. "THESE! Are spirit fingers. And these are gold."

Oh I am going to hell.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

In other news

I haven't posted in a while, and I was wondering why that is. It occurred to me that maybe it is because I posted the link on my Facebook page. I guess it is one thing for close friends, family and a few relative strangers from Ravelry to read about family's shenanigans. Quite another for people I loved, admired, despised, coveted, mocked, etc. 20+ years ago in high school to have ready access.

So, I took down the link and will post more often. I promise. Not like the last time...